Offbeat: There’s a cat named “Mr. Toes,” and he has a lot of toes, mister
- 24 toes on “Mr. Toes” – that’s six more than your average cat source
U.S.: We bestow a blue ribbon on the Balloon Boy story. A modern classic.
Simply put, you had it all. Between the incredibly random nature of your occurrence, the wall-to-wall media coverage, the likelihood of danger, the kid angle (must be emphasized), the reality TV angle, the waste of public resources, the rapt attention you gathered from the public, and the painless resolution that followed hours of panic, Balloon Boy story, you may be the best non-story in the history of news. Way to go, 24-hour news cycle, for giving us hilarity at the cost of actual news. You should be proud. SOURCE
