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13 May 2010 11:19

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Politics: Some bizarro hippie has been ripping on Roger Ebert’s cancer

Ebert has long been a critic of the bizarro hippies who gives as hard as he gets, but let’s face it guys, making fun of his condition (as Caleb Howe did) is below the belt. source

29 Apr 2010 11:56

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Tech: Dis grammer nazy gy carez ’bout Twittah 2 mch

Dis dood calz owt Tweetaz on der grammer ‘cuz it reely boddahz hem. Weer makin fun uf hem by oozing awfull grammer. source

11 Apr 2010 21:14

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13 Oct 2009 21:41

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Offbeat: Otto the bus driver is a real guy. Except he’s British. And evil.

  • This massive prick (real name: Kerry Callard) decided it would be hilarious to splash a bunch of kids waiting for the bus to come. This is a total Otto the bus driver move. The only thing he’s missing is a bus. And a conscience. He could get fined for his general prickery. source

09 Aug 2009 22:46

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Sports: NHL star Patrick Kane learns hockey moves don’t work in real life

  • 20ยข was enough for Kane to beat up a Buffalo cab driver; jerk source

23 Jun 2009 22:37

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Biz, U.S.: Bernie Madoff’s trying to get his sentence reduced โ€“ drastically

  • 150 number of years the master of the fraud game, Bernard Madoff, could go to prison
  • 12 number of years his lawyer, Ira Sorkin, is asking for him instead; whatta d-bag source

10 Jun 2009 11:14

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U.S.: Who’s behind the N.Y. state senate upheaval? Some rich bastard.

  • He gave money. Tom Golisano, a billionaire business exec, paid lots of money to help the Democrats take over the state senate last November. It was the first time they led the state senate in 40 years.
  • He felt slighted. However, when Golisano heard the Democrats wanted to tax the wealthy, and feeling slighted by a meeting with majority leader Malcolm A. Smith, he helped lead the unprecedented takeover.
  • Our takeHow can one guy have this much power? He doesn’t control the state senate โ€“ the people who voted for the candidates do. This strikes of corruption. The whole thing feels ethically unsound. source