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08 Aug 2009 18:28

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Offbeat: Protip: If you’re obese and arrested, hide a gun inside your fat

  • 500+ weight, in pounds, of Texas man George Vera, who was arrested for selling bootleg recordings source

08 Aug 2009 17:26

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Offbeat: Screw it, we’re posting a cute animal for you guys. Deal with it.

You need a little more guinea pig in a crocheted hat in your life. And Cute Overload delivers. source

08 Aug 2009 11:52

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Music, Offbeat: Tree tunes: A sound designer makes a tree sing

  • This guy is officially cooler than us. Diego Stocco, an Italian sound designer, hacked a tree to create music using only the tree and some high-tech recording equipment. And the result? Pretty awesome.source

08 Aug 2009 10:47

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Offbeat: Kenyan man says Chelsea Clinton is worth 40 goats, 20 cows – at least

  • Of course I have never met her, but I like her family and how they stick together. I’ve waited for a long time. I’m still waiting to meet her and express my love for her.
  • Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor • The Kenyan man who wants to marry Chelsea Clinton. Chepkurgor made his offer back in 2000 to her father, Bill, offering a trade of 40 goats and 20 cows. The offer was renewed earlier this week when mother Hillary visited. It sounds like a joke but Chepkurgor is sincere about his desire to marry the former first daughter. • source

07 Aug 2009 12:08

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Offbeat: Protip from Brazil: Pee in the shower. It saves money.

  • There’s a great PSA for this. We’re going to link it, though. Brazil wants people to save water. What do the suggest? Peeing in the shower! Of course! Why didn’t we think of this before? The animated video, funny but just crossing over that line into wrong, suggests that members of the entire family do it. It also shows all sorts of other people doing it – basketball players, Ghandi, Alfred Hitchcock, Stephen Hawking – and if the idea of having dozens of people urinating all over our Web site didn’t disturb us, we’d embed it here. Instead, you need to click the link. source

07 Aug 2009 11:03

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Offbeat: Here’s a wonderful text-based toy for you to play with

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  • Your World Of Text is just a giant text box that anyone can edit. And it’s awesome. You should play with it for a couple of hours.source

06 Aug 2009 22:06

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Offbeat: Steve Misiura is currently far too familiar with The Rembrandts’ one hit

  • 84
    hours
    amount of time a British man spent watching “Friends”; he was trying to set a record source
 

06 Aug 2009 11:01

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Offbeat: Wanna sleep better? Better turn down the thermostat big time

  • 60°F-68°F for an optimal sleep source

06 Aug 2009 01:48

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Offbeat: A famous koala dies. OK, pretty much the only famous one.

  • Say it ain’t so, Sam! Sam the koala became famous earlier this year after being offered a water bottle in the midst of the Australian brushfires. A photographer took a shot of it and it ended up plastered in papers around the world. Unfortunately, Sam had the same problem that many koalas have in the part of Australia he lived: Chlamydia. The disease ravaged the population of Victoria, Australia’s koalas, and it got Sam, too. Hopefully koala heaven is full of firefighters and full of water bottles. source

05 Aug 2009 21:33

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Offbeat: You should watch this horse-jumping-through-car video on repeat

  • Jesus christ. Wow. We think this may be the craziest or awesomest thing we’ve ever seen. We’re not sure which. But we can’t stop watching. (The guy in the car only got minor injuries, by the way.)source