Me my Shark and I from Chuck Patterson on Vimeo.

• Soo … whaddya do if you’re surfing and a shark is tailing you? If you’re like this guy, you’re heading back to the spot you were at just to see what happens. We like that attitude, dude, especially after you become dinner. source

• camera The phone is rumored to have a five-megapixel camera, which would bring it into optical parity with the kinda-flopping Google Nexus One.
• case Know the Apple Magic Mouse, the coolest idea for a mouse, ever? Imagine an iPhone case that works the same way. Blown away?
• apps The new iPhone will reportedly have a refreshed App Store, and possibly a new OS. Expect something around July. source

• I’m not under contract … I smoke weed occasionally. … I’m not driving … I’m following the rules.
• Former New York Knick Stephon Marbury • Discussing (on camera because he’s an idiot) how he’s keeping on the straight and narrow now that he’s an unsigned NBA player. Marbury’s reputation took a tumble after he stunk up the room and angered his teammates as a Knick, and other teams are wary of signing him due to this rep. We’re sure the admission, no matter how noble, won’t help his chances. • source

• 3 number of misdemeanors he was charged with in L.A.
• 2.5 year in prison, max, if he’s convicted of all charges source