• cause A couple of mall security workers started cracking up at some dumb girl who fell into a fountain while texting. It then got posted to the Interwebs, where it became a pretty major viral hit, with a solid three million views in a week and a hearty belly laugh from us.
• reaction Cathy Cruz Marrero is suing the mall, saying she could’ve been seriously hurt. “I’m just like dumbfounded. And all I kept saying was, ‘I fell. I fell. I fell in the fountain. I fell in the fountain.'” Strike “founded” off of that phrase and we’ll agree. source

• (thanks Something Awful Forums)

• It feels like a Republican take on an Obama campaign tactic. The House Minority Whip has made the YouCut program a participatory way of getting involved in an activity everyone loves: Cutting wasteful spending in the federal government. Concerned citizens vote by text message, and the winner gets put up for a vote in the House. The top line item? Cutting the Presidential Election Fund, which John McCain took advantage of in 2008 but Obama didn’t. source

• Well, that #(&(@&@ sucks. Screw them. China, currently kings of the sassy-kid-talkin’ “I do what I want” bandwagon, are forcing phone companies in the country to censor text messages with “illegal or unhealthy content,” mostly by suspending service to unwitting dirty-joke-makers. Just to make sure China blocks this post after we put it up:

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• There, that should do it. source

• After trying for weeks to convince Apple to fix their iPhone software, two security researchers revealed a scary method for hacking the iPhone using SMS. source

• After feeling the wrath of negative PR contained in that message, Apple hurried and fixed the vulnerability, but you have to hook up to iTunes to fix it. source

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• 23.2 times the risk of getting in a crash when you’re texting source

• Your phone can be wiretapped and calls can be recorded. This method unsuccessfully nailed Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. source

• It only takes minimizing a window to hide. However – and this is where Mark Foley lost his meal ticket – IM programs leave detailed chat logs. source

• You can do it anywhere. However – and this is how Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick got nailed – logs of texts can be subpoenaed. source

• E-mail leaves a paper trail, and in Mark Sanford’s case, it can be hacked. Plus, e-mail is old news. He should’ve cheated using Facebook. source

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• Boost Mobile, in response to the cruddy economy, created a $50 no-contract unlimited plan that’s proved to be very, very popular for broke people. source

• It’s so popular, in fact, that many users of the service are complaining about slow text messaging. The influx of new users are to blame. source

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• Uhm i’m not sure really. In june i had cheer camp so like alot of my friends had texted me. And when i wasn’t at camp i’d text my friends and girls on my team. i don’t like talking on the phone so i’d prefer texting people.
• Emilee Cox • in a text message about her texting habits • source

• 35,463 The top monthly mark hit by 14-year-old Emilee Cox of Clermont, Fla. And you thought 14,000 was impressive. source

• 14,528 total text messages were sent by the Orange County, Calif. 13-year-old. source