Read a little. Learn a lot. • Tightly-written news, views and stuff • Follow us on Twitter • Be a Facebook Fan • Tumble us!

02 Mar 2010 10:21

tags

Tech: Apple sues Nexus One maker HTC: Get yo popcorn ready!

  • Oh boy, this could get ugly. HTC, which produces a number of Google Android phones (including the Nexus One) was sued by the iPhone maker for violating 20 Apple patents. “We can sit by and watch competitors steal our patented inventions, or we can do something about it. We’ve decided to do something about it,” noted Steve Jobs. “We think competition is healthy, but competitors should create their own original technology, not steal ours.” Holy crap. Did you hear that SLAAAAAAAPPPPP? source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink

01 Feb 2010 08:43

tags

Tech: Steve Jobs reportedly has a Jobsian fit against Google and Adobe

  • Word on the street is that Steve Jobs had a pretty epic unloading session on both Google and Adobe late last week at Apple headquarters in the wake of the iPad launch, noting how 1.) Google got into the phone business even though Apple didn’t get into the search business, 2.) Google’s “Don’t be Evil” motto is “bull*%*^” or “a load of crap” depending on who you ask, and 3.) Apple doesn’t support Flash on its iPhone and iPad because it’s so buggy, and the company makes no effort to do anything with the technology Apple makes. source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 1 Comment • Permalink

30 Dec 2009 11:15

tags

Tech: Make Steve Jobs look good when he’s sick, get paid big bucks

  • $12 million – COO Tim Cook’s reward for Applesitting source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink

08 Nov 2009 10:19

tags

Tech: Apple CEO Steve Jobs, as you’ve rarely seen him before

Fortune Magazine recently named Steve Jobs the CEO of the Decade, an obvious choice. But what isn’t obvious are some of the cool photos in this gallery. (h/t TUAW) source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink

18 Sep 2009 10:15

tags

Tech: That’s incredible: Apple’s amazing use of praise-filled words

  • ShortFormBlog is incredible … amazing … awesome … it’s great … we love it … amazing … awesome … cool … unbelievable … etc. (We love hyperbole, just like Apple.)source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink

09 Sep 2009 12:52

tags

Tech: We heard a rumor Apple had an event today. Here’s the latest.

Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink

31 Aug 2009 20:54

tags

Tech: Next week an exciting time for Apple nerds who want new iPods

  • 9/9/09 mark your Jobsian calendar source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink
 

14 Aug 2009 12:16

tags

Biz, Tech: Like a bean bag chair, Apple’s sitting on a big pile of cash

  • $31.1 billion reserves; Steve Jobs is holding out on us source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink

29 Jul 2009 10:35

tags

Offbeat, Tech: The Onion: Apple invents a iPhone visible only to the loyal

  • Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it’s also the most handsome product we’ve ever designed.
  • Apple CEO Steve Jobs • In an Onion parody, talking about the company’s new iPhone 3GI, which is invisible to everyone except Apple’s most loyal customers. This article came out right around the time of the invention of transparent aluminum, so you laugh now, but just wait a few years until it’s real! • source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink

10 Jul 2009 10:44

tags

Tech: Fake Steve Jobs trashes all over the emergence of a Google OS

  • Somehow if you put out a new operating system you’ll get more people using the Internet and then you’ll be able to sell more of those $#%@*^ little ads?
  • Fake Steve Jobs (a.k.a. Daniel Lyons) • Discussing why Google’s new operating system is going to fail. Our favorite part? When he trashes on the tiny size of the netbook market. “Frankly, if the entire netbook market caught fire,” he says, “I wouldn’t piss on it to put it out. But that’s just me.” Oh Fake Steve. *fawn* • source
Posted by Ernie Smith • 0 Comments • Permalink
 
<< newer 
top tags
older >>