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22 Jan 2010 11:44

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Biz: The Dallas Cowboys’ old home gets blowed up, sponsored by Kraft

  • $150,000 for a crazy tie-in source
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22 Jan 2010 10:40

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Offbeat: Some hotel/motel/Holiday Inn employee willing to jump in your bed

  • It’s the company’s new human-bed-warming service. When we at the hotel/motel/Holiday Inn, sometimes we get a little cold before tucking in. Fortunately, they have that covered. Someone will jump into your bed in a onesie, lay around, and get the bed warm for you. “The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed,” the company’s spokeswoman Jane Bednall noted. Can they keep us company, too? We get lonely in hotel rooms sometimes. source
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11 Jan 2010 10:58

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Offbeat: Meet the dumbest, time-suckingest machine ever made, guys

  • We admit that this machine would probably keep us busy for a few hours. Totally.
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11 Jan 2010 09:39

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Offbeat: Creepy people, shut-ins impressed by Roxxxy the Sex Robot

We know that girl just barely got her head in there, but if we cut any lower we risked showing Roxxxy the Sex Robot sitting in an unladylike position. Sorry. source
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09 Jan 2010 15:11

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Offbeat: In Vietnam, Google’s there when you need it most

For some reason, you can buy Google-brand toilet paper in Vietnam. The virgin pulp paper does the job better than its competitors because it’s well-engineered. source
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23 Dec 2009 13:57

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Offbeat: This story about duck mating habits should scar you for life

    • It’s so weird, we’re just gonna tell you to click the link. On an average day, how much do you think of the mating habits of ducks? A lot? Not much at all? Well, prepare to learn more about it than you ever expected, thanks to MSNBC.com’s overly-detailed article on the subject. Thank us later, guys. source
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    01 Dec 2009 09:54

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    Offbeat: NPR covers the biggest issue ever: The cut of our sandwich

    They seem to be very much in favor of the triangle over the square. We personally favor ripping the sandwich to shreds so it’s not an issue. source
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    13 Nov 2009 11:40

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    Offbeat: Lauren Johnson can’t stop sneezing; we kinda feel bad

    • This isn’t a medical mystery; this is a standing opportunity to get out of any class you want, Lauren Johnson. Just don’t overdo it.source
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    17 Oct 2009 11:54

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    Offbeat: There’s a cat named “Mr. Toes,” and he has a lot of toes, mister

    • 24 toes on “Mr. Toes” – that’s six more than your average cat source
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    16 Oct 2009 21:27

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    Offbeat: Hey, look, raw Balloon Boy launch footage. Interesting.

    • Pops has a temper. And man, this non-story has enough entertaining twists and turns that we cannot convince ourselves to turn away. In the latest news of the case, the Heene family was, in fact, working on a TV show about their family, but networks and production companies passed on it. Wouldn’t it be sad/awesome if they got a reality show out of this incident anyway?source
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