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12 Nov 2009 09:55

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Culture: For the kids: Balloon Boy’s parents are gonna plea guilty

  • It is supremely ironic that law enforcement has expressed such grave concern over the welfare of the children, but it was ultimately the threat of taking the children’s mother from the family and deporting her to Japan which fueled this deal.
  • A statement by Richard Heene’s attorney • Describing why the couple behind one of the stupidest hoaxes in recent memory has chosen not to subject the American public to a long, drawn-out trial. Simply put, Mayumi Heene is a Japanese citizen, and if she had not taken the plea, she would’ve been deported. But we will say this much: The sniping in this attorney’s statement? Not necessary, )@!hole attorney. • source

11 Nov 2009 11:02

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Culture: Good news: Celine Dion isn’t pregnant. Bad news: She’s trying.

  • Celine Dion has been trying to have a second baby, but it isn’t working out. She tried getting pregnant via in vitro fertilization, but it didn’t take. source
  • However, this is not stopping her resolve. “But today, we are full of confidence. Celine is more determined than ever,” said husband René Angélil. source

11 Nov 2009 09:29

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Culture: Aaron Carter talks about his greatest father figure growing up

  • It was almost like my father a little bit because my dad … taught me so many different things, but the way he did it, he only had to do it once. She did the same thing. When it came to learning something about me, she only had to say something one time.
  • Aaron Carter • Speaking about Karina Smirnoff, his partner on “Dancing With the Stars.” Carter was eliminated last night. That’s all well and good, A.C., but where does Shaq fit into this equation? • source

10 Nov 2009 22:55

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Culture: Michael Jackson’s funeral suit worth more than your salary

  • $35,000 to go out in crazy pop star style source

10 Nov 2009 10:50

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Culture: Carrie Prejean continues her freefall into self-caused parody

  • Telling Perez Hilton – a gay man known for his outspoken views on gay rights – that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman on live TV. source
  • Lying about the existence of sexy pics of herself until they leak on the Web. Then letting her 15 minutes go to waste by trashing ties with PR folks. source
  • Lying about the existence of a solo sex tape until it, too, leaks on the Web, totally undercutting her largely conservative base. Idiot. source

10 Nov 2009 09:46

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Culture: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has leukemia. And now he’s speaking out.

Even though the basketball legend is a pretty private guy, he’s decided to go public to let people know that it can be beat. We feel bad about making fun of him. source

09 Nov 2009 22:02

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Culture: Jennifer Lopez has a sex tape she doesn’t want anyone to see

  • $10 million lawsuit to keep J. Lo’s “home video” at home source
 

09 Nov 2009 21:52

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Culture: Twitter account @shitmydadsays funny enough for a TV deal.

  • “The comedy’s title will change if it gets on the air.” TechCrunch reports that one of Twitter’s funniest accounts, @shitmydadsays, is getting a TV deal. Which means such gems as this will have an audience beyond the 708,371 followers the account already has: “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it #)&!)! you.” Freaking awesome. source

09 Nov 2009 21:16

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Culture: Critic: “Sesame Street” isn’t looking so hot at 40, in a midlife crisis

  • When we sat down to watch the screener of the first episode of ‘Sesame Street’s’ 40th season, Eleanor, 2, threw a mini-tantrum: ‘I want Dora!’
  • Boston Herald columnist Jill Radsken • Describing her daughter’s reaction to the new season of “Sesame Street,” which she reviewed. Radsken says that the show is not totally different and loaded with celebrities that the show never got originally, such as Michelle Obama (!). Comparing how it holds up to the original, she says: “Parents who grew up with ‘Sesame Street’ wouldn’t recognize – or like – much of the show these days.” Harsh. • source

08 Nov 2009 10:31

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Culture: Big Bird is a total squatter, according to this Jimmy Kimmel interview

  • Big Bird’s been on TV a lot outside of Sesame Street over the years, most recently on Jimmy Kimmel (where he admits to living in a vacant lot behind Gordon and Susan‘s house). The Huffington Post gathers up some of the most interesting moments.source