• First, the GOP looked to Sarah Palin, the Alaska governor whose presidential hopes seem to have been killed by Levi Johnston. source

• The GOP then put all their eggs in Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal’s basket, only to find that he doesn’t give speeches very well. source

• Nevada Sen. John Ensign, also a presidential hopeful, is now seen as a massive hypocrite after he admitted to having an affair. source

• Now, their latest hope, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, is bummin’ thanks to an Argentinean ladyfriend. Ouch. source

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