Politics, U.S.: A handy guide to GOP presidential wannabes-turned-also-rans
- one First, the GOP looked to Sarah Palin, the Alaska governor whose presidential hopes seem to have been killed by Levi Johnston.
- two The GOP then put all their eggs in Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal’s basket, only to find that he doesn’t give speeches very well.
- three Nevada Sen. John Ensign, also a presidential hopeful, is now seen as a massive hypocrite after he admitted to having an affair.
- four Now, their latest hope, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, is bummin’ thanks to an Argentinean ladyfriend. Ouch. source