Culture: The Onion, again, nails it: “Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex”
- Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me. I’ve missed it. I love #(&#(@! with all my heart.
- “Tiger Woods” • In an alternate version of the statement as imagined by The Onion. The article, which is beyond dirty, describes dirty acts using golf terminology. Best part? The quote: “‘I’m so glad Tiger is coming back,’ said 27-year-old Florida resident and cocktail waitress Brandi Hughes. ‘He’s the best.'” source