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17 Jun 2009 22:31

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Offbeat: Facing limited income flow, someone steals from tampon machines

  • I think that if you’re going to steal something, you should steal it from someplace better than a tampon machine. It’s got to be bad if someone’s stealing from a machine in a bathroom.
  • Michigan State University student Sheena Patel • Making our alma mater proud by saying such profound things as this nugget about someone who’s stealing change from tampon machines. The university is missing $7.50 in change from two weeks of robberies, which means someone isn’t having lunch. Really, the culprit could be anyone, but man, this story would take a turn for the awesome/creepy if it was a dude. • source

05 Apr 2009 10:03

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Sports: Five reasons it frickin’ rules MSU made the NCAA championship

  • Cedar Village needed stress tests, so having it bombarded by people is a big help. source
  • The Taco Bell on Grand River Ave. was going through a tough time and needed business. source
  • Tom Izzo hadn’t had an amazing season in a while. Everyone just needed a reminder. source
  • Enrollment was sagging, so how better to remind people to go to your school than winning a sport? source
  • The nerds in the dorms will finally be able to study because the partiers finally left! source