Offbeat: Atheist preys on God-fearing Christian pet owners
- 22 states have atheists ready to take your precious poodle
- $110 cost of having an atheist take care of your pet for 10 years after the rapture, which is funny
- $15 cost for each additional pet you want to be safe after you’ve been saved by your Lord
- 100 morons have actually taken Eternal Earth-Bound Pets up on their offer source