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Posted on February 12, 2010 | tags

 
 

Offbeat: Atheist preys on God-fearing Christian pet owners

  • 22 states have atheists ready to take your precious poodle
  • $110 cost of having an atheist take care of your pet for 10 years after the rapture, which is funny
  • $15 cost for each additional pet you want to be safe after you’ve been saved by your Lord
  • 100 morons have actually taken Eternal Earth-Bound Pets up on their offer source
 
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