Sports: Possibly headed to jail for shooting himself in the leg: Plaxico Burress
- one Plaxico Burress, the New York Giants’ star wide receiver, shoots himself in the leg at a NYC nightclub. Everyone laughs at him.
- two The police checks back on his record and realizes – *light bulb* – his concealed weapon permit was out-of-state and expired.
- three Prosectors want to send Burress to jail for all this. Isn’t the idiocy of a self-inflicted gunshot wound punishment enough? source