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Posted on July 27, 2009 | tags

 
 

Sports: Possibly headed to jail for shooting himself in the leg: Plaxico Burress

  • one Plaxico Burress, the New York Giants’ star wide receiver, shoots himself in the leg at a NYC nightclub. Everyone laughs at him.
  • two The police checks back on his record and realizes – *light bulb* – his concealed weapon permit was out-of-state and expired.
  • three Prosectors want to send Burress to jail for all this. Isn’t the idiocy of a self-inflicted gunshot wound punishment enough? source
 
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