• A couple of lucky college kids hit a goldmine. The California State University kids found a copy of the speaking engagement rider for Palin’s June speech at the school sitting in a trash can, and boy, is it amusing. Here are a few highlights:

• one Option for a private jet. Must be large enough to fit the former governor’s ego.
• two She must have access to straws that bend, or she totally walks. No bending here.
• three Questions must be pre-screened. At private events, so must the stupid guests.
• four Palin needs three hotel rooms. At least one of those must be set aside for her accent.
• five If Levi Johnston shows up, kick him out. (OK, we made that one up.) source

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