Culture: Worst possible place to hold Michael Jackson’s funeral: Neverland
Oh, we know! Let’s put a dead guy who was trying to put his problems behind him in the place that caused most of them!
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Culture: The King of Crap: Michael Jackson’s selling all his stuff en masse
It’s like a yard sale, except it’s taking place in a former department store. And it looks stocked by a manchild.
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