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11 Aug 2010 21:57

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Biz: Increased trade deficit + nervous investors = SELL! SELL! SELL!

  • 18.8% increase in the trade deficit, to $49.9 billion
  • 2.5% decrease in the Dow because of this news
  • 2.8% fall in the S&P 500 for the same reason
  • 3% dip in the Nasdaq today; sigh source

29 Jun 2010 21:16

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Biz: Tesla Motors’ IPO = Elon Musk isn’t broke anymore!

  • 40% the amount the stock increased on its IPO day (it was a great day)
  • 3.85% the amount the NASDAQ as a whole fell today (it was a bad day)

Elon Musk scored big, too

  • $70M the amount that Musk put into Tesla Motors all by himself – he was broke before today
  • $650Mthe amount that Musk’s share in the company is worth after today – not bad, duder
  • $15M the amount Musk took out to ensure his Tony Stark-like life can continue source

25 May 2010 10:01

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Biz: The stock market’s looking pretty cruddy in early trading

  • -2.6% the decline of the Dow Jones industrial this morning
  • -2.8% the decline of the S&P 500 in early trading this morning
  • -2.9% the decline of the NASDAQ; all have had cruddy months source

10 May 2010 10:50

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Biz: Europe’s debt response gave U.S. stocks the bounceback they needed

  • 3.6% the current increase for the Dow Jones Industrial
  • 3.98% the boost for the S&P 500 thanks to Europe’s debt crisis response
  • 4.29% the current increase for the Nasdaq; this matches global markets source

04 Jan 2010 21:03

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Biz: Nice way to start 2010: Stocks have a pretty awesome Monday

  • 1.5% increase in the Dow Jones Industrial today; hip
  • 1.6% increase in the S&P 500 today; hip
  • 1.7% increase in the NASDAQ today; hooray! source

15 Jul 2009 20:55

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Biz, Tech: The stock market is totally in love with Intel right now

  • cause Late Tuesday, Intel announced that they had estimated current quarter sales of $8.5 billion, which totally blew analysts’ numbers out of the water. Even better, their previous-quarter sales managed to top analysts’ numbers, too. Good to see someone’s doing really well.
  • effect Today, the stock market reacted very positively, with investors giving high-fives all around, we’re sure, over the news. The Dow had its best day in three months, and NASDAQ its best in nine. Yum Brands struggled, though, prolly ’cause of KFC’s recent idiocy.

02 Jul 2009 21:26

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Biz: Unemployment sucked last month = stocks sucked today

  • -223 point decline of the Dow Jones Industrial today, due to crappy employment numbers
  • -2.6% percentage decrease of Dow; the S&P 500 and Nasdaq fell just as badly, if not worse source
 

15 Jun 2009 17:49

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Biz: The stock market took a tumble, has a boo boo

  • -187.1 Point loss of the Dow today, caused by economic fears scaring investors like a bad horror movie
  • -2.1% Percentage loss of the Dow; the NASDAQ and S&P 500 had similar tumbles today source