Politics, U.S.: Five guesses as to who the anonymous university donor was
- Bernard Madoff: Because he had to save his reputation somehow.
- R. Allen Stanford: See what we said about Bernard Madoff, then add cricket.
- Mark Cuban: Because he likes making points in roundabout, absurd ways.
- Bill Gates: Because he cares too much about helping out sometimes.
- Joaquin Guzman: Because Mexican drug lords make pretty great benefactors.