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25 Jun 2010 09:22

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Biz: It took all freaking night, but we have a finance reform deal

  • Quite frankly, common sense prevailed. … Our objectives were to get the risky stuff out of banks. We figured out how to do that.
  • Sen. Blanche Lincoln • On her derivatives proposal, the meat of which was kept in a last-minute deal brokered waaaaaaaaaaaaay past bedtime. Obviously, most of this stuff will fly over non-investors’ heads, but the deal essentially allows banks to keep using derivatives on less-risky investments – foreign exchange, interest rate, gold and silver swaps, and hedges on their own investments – while forcing them to spin off separate companies for their riskiest derivatives. You know, the ones that caused the financial crisis, like cleared and uncleared commodities, agricultural, energy and equities swaps, and credit. Some biz-friendly Democrats wanted to railroad this, but failed. Nice save. source

15 May 2010 21:03

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Culture: Shia LaBeouf: I hate being the guy that ruined Indiana Jones

  • I feel like I dropped the ball on the legacy that people loved and cherished. If I was going to do it twice, my career was over. So this was fight-or-flight for me.
  • Shia LaBeouf • Making himself sound like the harbinger of bad reboots, after he described the “rampant problems” with “Indiana Jones 4,” which he starred in. He’s also the star of the “Wall Street” sequel, “Money Never Sleeps.” As for “Indy,” he claims the movie tried to make him out to be an action hero, “But the actor’s job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn’t do it. So that’s my fault.” Don’t be so hard on yourself, man. That movie is not the disaster you’re making it out to be. By the way, he’s only 23. The fact that he’s so honest about something like a major blockbuster film might make you forget that. source

29 Apr 2010 09:45

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Biz: Exxon Mobil’s huge profits somehow not good enough

  • $6.3
    billion
    the size of Exxon Mobil’s
    quarterly profits, helped by rising
    oil prices of late
  • 38%
    increase
    from last year’s levels
    an increase which missed Wall Street’s hefty estimates source

22 Apr 2010 20:13

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Tech: Microsoft’s great quarter not amazing; Wall Street whines loudly

  • +6% Microsoft’s boost in sales this quarter, a new record for the company
  • +35% Microsoft’s rise in income this quarter, great but not eye-popping
  • -4.5% fall in share prices after the news; where’s the love, guys? source

26 Mar 2010 22:42

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World: S. Korea: Let’s not be so quick to blame N. Korea for ship sinking

  • It is premature at this stage to discuss the cause of the sinking. It has not been determined whether this incident is related to North Korea.
  • South Korean presidential spokeswoman Kim Eun-hye • Regarding the country’s ship that sank, leaving at least 46 sailors missing. The early reports were bad enough to make Wall Street freak out, but right now, they’re backing off, with the country’s defense ministry saying “an unidentified reason caused a hole in the ship.” Well, that’s nice and vague. source

12 Mar 2010 10:32

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Biz: Lehman Brothers’ poison of choice named Repo 105

  • Among the toxins discovered was something called Repo 105. … Even if Repo 105 wasn’t lethal it was certainly poisonous.
  • Reuters columnist Antony Currie • Regarding the accounting trick that seems to have done in Lehman Brothers, among other things. An autopsy of the company’s corpse suggests that many of the top leaders – including CEO Richard Fuld – were responsible for a culture of ineptitude that allowed the company to fall apart, especially in its last year. Need a face for the financial crisis? Here’s a good one. source

21 Oct 2009 21:51

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Biz: Obama’s pay czar: Pretty unpopular around Wall Street right now

  • 90% of the salaries of highly-paid executives at bailed-out companies will be taken away by pay czar Kenneth Feinberg
  • $200,000 the pay cap set on the incomes of executives at AIG’s financial products unit, which largely caused the financial crisis source
 

13 Jul 2009 09:46

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Biz: At Goldman Sachs, profits are huge, yet inexplicable

  • $2.12 billion amount Goldman Sachs lost in a single quarter last fall, when they needed bailout help from the government
  • +$2 billion anticipated amount that analysts expect them to make when they announce quarterly results tomorrow; uh, wow source

27 Mar 2009 18:07

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Biz: Stocks sucked today. But this week, overall, ruled.

  • 6.8% increase for the Dow this week; not bad duders source

10 Mar 2009 19:21

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Biz: Be happy investors! The Dow didn’t suck for once!

  • +379 increase in the Dow today, ’09’s best day so far source