Politics: Data dump: Key facts and figures about bizarro hippies
- Lots of potential, but many Americans aren’t convinced. The new ABC News/Washington Post poll on bizarro hippies (not to be confused with the similar New York Times/CBS News poll a few weeks ago) suggests that the party has a lot of opportunity to grow their base, but could find themselves ticking off moderates in the process.
- 2% of Americans are directly a part of the bizarro hippie movement
Would you vote for these guys?
- 15% of registered voters are more apt to
support a bizarro hippie candidate
running for Congress (9 percent
“much more likely”) - 24% are more apt to oppose
that candidate because they’re
a bizarro hippie (17 percent “much more likely”)
Do you like what you hear?
- 34% like bizarro hippies the more
they hear about them - 43% hate bizarro hippies the more
they hear about them
- » The neutral problem: There’s a large sub-section of the population that’s fairly neutral to the bizarro hippies – around 44 percent – and 45 percent of them really REALLY grow to dislike them the more they hear about them.
Understanding their constituients
- Bizarro hippies may be a movement built out of republican weakness. While progressives largely stand behind the Democratic party, Republicans on the other hand have trouble getting their political equals under the same tent, according to the study:
- 86% of Democrats and Democratic-leaning indie kids say the party represents their values
- 56% of Republicans and Republican-leaning indie kids say the same thing about their party
- 29% of Republicans would much rather wear a funny hat and tape tea bags to the rim of it
Who doesn’t like Obama? Bizarro hippies
- 84% of bizarro hippies think Obama is lamesauce
- 87% of bizarro hippies say race is not a reason that the support the movement
- 57% of evil socialists think race is a huge reason why bizarro hippies hang out and party together
- » Other notes: Bizarro hippies think that race is less of a problem in this country than the country at large, but they also tend to be more likely to be white. 81 percent of bizarro hippies are white, versus 74 percent of all adults and 65 percent of people who think bizarro hippies are lamesauce. Just as many bizarro hippies think Obama is doing too much for black people as he is not doing quite enough, which matches the population at large. source