Offbeat: Bring me Ted Williams’ severed head … so I can open a can of tuna
- Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. Best story ever. It’s been a while since we’ve heard some #^!((& stuff that makes us glad to be alive. And thanks to this story about malpractice at the Alcor cryogenics lab that has the head of Ted Williams, we have it. According to a whistleblower, these guys reportedly:
1. Took his head off with zero medical knowledge.
2. Tried to remove a can of tuna stuck to the frozen head.
3. Used Williams’ head for batting practice. Wow. WOW. source