Sports: The NBA draft lottery came up roses for the L.A. Clippers
- The Clippers get a shot at force of nature Blake Griffin. Lucky bastards. source
- Are there even Grizzly bears in Memphis? We want to know, dang it. source
- Oklahoma City gets a chance to build a legacy with this spiffy pick. source
- Despite having a 25% chance at the top pick, Sacramento fell here. That sucks. source
- The Washington Wizards, sucky record and all, fell down here. Oof. source
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