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Posted on September 20, 2009 | tags

 
 

Offbeat: Cocaine isn’t candy, as one stupid criminal quickly learned

  • A Newark guy hides cocaine in his son’s coat (idiot), saying it was candy (o_O) and then sends the kid to daycare (YOU MORON!) source
  • The 4-year-old does exactly what you’d expect a 4-year-old with candy would do: He handed it out. Three were hospitalized. source