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Posted on July 8, 2011 | tags

 
 

Offbeat: Gorilla vs. Banana: Guess who won. (Hint: Someone slipped.)

  • This is the best story ever. And it involves a guy in a gorilla costume getting tackled by another guy in a banana costume. And a 911 call. And a manager who looks like he’s phsyched about the free publicity the incident just gave his store. And a gorilla. And a banana. And this line: “The kid was in mid-air, flying. He just looked like a Spartan from that movie ‘300,’ except he was a banana.” (h/t ProducerMatthewsource